REASON I SHOULD BE IN NOIDED CREW

this is the lgendary tale of a legenday man
a legendary twink
a legendary shitlord
this is the tale of kyle purplefridge noble

wake up kyle
wake up kyle
WAKE UP K
ha ha ha! i am awake! how wacvky! *laugh track*
oh mty godw hat was that

HOLD on just one second u fucking robot
fetch me my hotr moms new macbook pro apple omputer apple mac computer mac computer mac pc mac
but kyle baby telugu hot sexy webcam first time couple, im hungry
SHU tuyp ella

is purpledfirgde sleeping with that fuckkng shitlord harlot ella again? tell her to fucking get oput of my fucking hosue

what the gently caress kyle. that stupid robot just hit me with the macbook preo aleleolol mac
SHUT up ohn my god i am tired and sick and tired and i just want t6o fucking blog. please ella

i hate you kyle. goodbye forever

whatefver, gently caress that noise. im too young for this shit ella. i have more followers than u u cant tell me shit ella
NO WAIT I WASD KIDDING PLEASE COME BACK ELLA I MISS YOU

gently caress offf


purplefridge. u fat twat. get a fucking job (echo)
shut the gently caress up kyle. nobody likes u. ur a goddamn waste of human resources just end ur life. and go gently caress yourself in a car accident

OH MY GOD what was that anyway lets blog
holy shit. oh my god. i am 2 followers away from 20 jihad can someone please promo me. oh my god
why won't chuck quizno follow me?

look at me. im chuc k quizmo. im not gonna follow kyle cause kyle is a little shit. ahckdars ah ha gently caress him anyway shit in my mouth please
EUUUHHUEHUUHUHHUHUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
ha i am also a blogger......look at this book......HE i mean look at this dvd

i miss ella. i am ging to sing a ong for ella
*sings its my life*

i love you. lets have hot steamy sex







that was all from memory so let me be 9in noided crew

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WILL

ive memorised te whole thing am i god

finally a transcript. thank the god.

UR GO*D DAMN WLEOCME