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THERE IT IS THERE IT IS. THERE IT IS. OH MY GOD. EAYEAYEYAYEAHEYAHEY EYAEAAAAAAA YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YEAAAAAS. I FOOUND IT. I FOUND IT. I FOUND IT. I FOUND IT. YEAH. YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH. I FOUNDI IT FINALLY!!!!! YEAH!!!!! OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD I FINALLY FOUND IT. OH MY GODO. HOH MY GOD. I CAN’T BELIEVE IT. TAKE A LOOK AT HTIS EVERBODY. A LIVE SHINY PONYTA IN MY LEAF GREEN VERSION. I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS. I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS. I FINALLY GOT IT. OH MY GOD my heart is beating 100 miles per hour. i was listening to my favorite band once again. Sum 41. No Reason. Live in Ontario 2005. after 25968 encounters I HAVE FINALLY GOT IT OH My god

thanks op, she is hot bitch in porn, i cum so hard while hurtling through space toward a decommissioned space station. slowly, i pull my knees to my chest and close my eyes as my bowels begin to expel hundreds upon hundreds of beautiful, symmetrical turds, brown as the day is long. i laugh like a young girl as my turds drift aimlessly behind me; they are as butterflies to a child frolicking in the fields of elysium.

i approach the station's docking port, flaccid cock in hand, and prepare to float gently into its inviting confines. i extend my cockless arm jubilantly, as to celebrate the majesty and depth of space, and thank jesus christ for this ultimate gift and blessing. but suddenly, my outstretched arm collides with the outer rim of the docking port, and the trajectory of my quaggy body is violently halted.

the fates afford me barely enough time to turn my head before the turds arrive. one thousand turds, each one seemingly larger than the last. i try in vain to cleanse my eyes of the shitsting, but succeed only in smearing my own fecal matter into a fine asspaste, which slowly seeps into my eyes and nasal cavity. i inhale three hundred and twenty four Space Turds; my lungs are permeated completely with my own shit. i hang lax, spirit broken, defeated by poop. i will never be the same. i am forever a shit faggot.

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I have been keeping and saving any and all spiders I find running around my house. I keep them alive in little tuba wear containers and drop in crickets or whatever random feeder bugs I find at the local petsmart. Anyway,
I recently have erected a spider battle arena out of cardboard and sugar cubes. I have about 22 spiders in surplus and plan to make them do one on one combat in a tournament of epic proportions. The loser is devoured by the winner and the winner becomes stronger. He then lives on to do battle against the next opponent. Whichever spider is left standing after the other 21 have died will go on to the final round. There is a prey mantis I bought at the vivarium named Charley. The final spider gladiator will do battle with Charley the mantis. If the spider actually manages to beat Charley he will be declared the king of spider land and flushed down the toilet afterwards.

This is one of my biggest secrets, and I think it's best to tell you guys about it.

I had no interest in anything sexual for a very long time and didn't properly go through puberty. Sure, I grew spheres, but I never really took much of an interest to them. I didn't touch or fondle them or my member. I also have never successfully orgasmed through masturbation until earlier this year. I have been sexually deprived for longer than most males my age. I never (intentionally) looked at, and still never look at, pornography or sexual materials beyond drawn Poképhilia artwork. I have also never even flirted before last summer and never found love until last autumn.

You just don't know what I've been going through, for all this sexual tension coming seven years late in my life is a very powerful feeling that is very difficult to control. For 12- and 13-year-olds going through puberty, it is very normal for them to act that way, but for a 19-year-old who is still having issues at 20, it is certainly not supposed to come that late, and it affects me both in college and online. I'm sorry you guys have to deal with it, but it's just how I am.

I tried my hardest to withhold parts of it, and I cried every time you told me I was obsessed with the sexual side of furries, JAD. That is also why it seems like I've been falling in love with so many people at once. Those are the people who I can talk dirty to and get my sexual release from without feeling bad about myself.

I feel the need to tell you this. I find your icon so incredibly uncomfortable to look at. I identify as a furry, and as such I see Rule 34 of Disney characters very often I'm not asking you to change it. I just thought that if this was your point, you achieved your goal and went beyond.

I'm glad I found Pewdiepie and joined the bro army. It was the best decision I've ever made and I just want to say that all you other bros are awesome and...

im sorry, you must not know who i am.

im red sonic man. the cosplay elitest. and i dont have time for talk of cosplay that isnt canon.

i cosplay hard. i cosplay with passion. and i cosplay correctly.

this is a passion. this is a talent. and this is somthing i do not have shit-heads suggest for me to “hey dude do this” casually with no reasoning behind it.



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